What a pleasure it is, dear reader, to be penning a little homage to one Findlay Curtis, on this breezy Scottish afternoon. This charming lad, who was born on the 1st of October in the rather unremarkable year of 2006 and is currently 19 years young, hails from our good old Scotland. A hardy forward, his favourite position, we're told, is on the left wing, where he does his wizardry for the Rangers. Despite looking rather willowy at 5ft 10in (or 1.8m if you're a bit modern and like that kind of thing), he weighs in at 10st 5lb (or 66kg, again for modernists). He does this running around in the number 52 jersey, of course. All rather quaint, isn't it?
The folks over at Transfermarkt, in between refreshing their coffee cups, think our wee Findlay is worth about £400k(source). Not a fortune, I grant you. But then again, it’s more than you or I would fetch on the same market, I reckon.
Let's gaze back for a moment, if you can stand the suspense, at his resounding career at Rangers. A debut season in 2024-2025 that saw him make three first team appearances. Steady on, Findlay. You don’t want to overexert yourself. These days, in the rip-roaring 2025-2026 season, he's managed to turn out four times, even putting the ball in the onion bag on one occasion. Quite the achievement, don't you think?
Extraordinarily, he was also let loose in the League Cup in 2025-2026, scoring once in two appearances off the bench. I hope they let him keep the ball. His singular showing in the 2024-2025 Scottish Cup came in the same capacity, and he made a cameo in the 2025-2026 Champions League Qualifiers, dancing around in two starts and two more off the bench. It seems that Findlay, our unassuming left winger, has found himself in some elevated company. One does wonder how he managed it.
