First kicking a football back in the year of 1909, Dundee United calls The CalForth Construction Arena in the enchanting land of Scotland their stomping grounds.
The antics on the pitch are worth a not too shabby £9m, or thereabouts, at least if one tends to believe the figures touted by Transfermarkt. Quite a pretty penny for the united lads of Dundee.
The Dundee United team isn't a sprawling bunch - one could count them all on fingers and toes, with only four digits to spare. The lads are rather sprightly too, the average age just two dozen years.
Dundee United aren't ones to sit on their laurels either. With the current season in full swing, they've been gallivanting around in four different competitions. They've kicked about in the Premiership securing an 8th place slot. They've also ventured to the Second Round of the League Cup, and advanced as far as the Fifth Round in the Scottish Cup. As for their European escapades, they've made it up to the 3rd Qualifying Round in the Conference League Qualifiers.