Well, well, well, here we are, stepping foot into the world of Rangers, formed all the way back in 2012, a mere blink of the eye in the grand theatre of footballing history. A team in their prime, nearly a decade under their belts, and tucked away in their snug home of Ibrox Stadium, Scotland. A delightful establishment I'm sure.
Now, on to the monetary value, the meat and vegetables of modern football. The Rangers blokes collectively could fetch you around £79m, or so says the experts at Transfermarkt. High stakes indeed for what can only be described as a sprightly new side.
Their gang features an awfully exact number of 31 players, fresh-faced and raring to kick a ball, with an average age of just 24. Infants in the football world, really. Oh, the exuberance of youth!
Keeping themselves rather busy this season, the Rangers lads have been gallivanting around in 3 separate competitions. Sure, why not stretch yourself thin? They've had a punt at the Premiership, given the League Cup a bash (only to stumble at the second round, a valiant effort lads), and even tried their luck at the Champions League Qualifiers. Third round though, so not quite good enough to sit with the big boys yet. Bless them.